Monthly Archives: May 2012

How Sparky got his nickname

How did Sparky get his nickname you may ask?  That goes back to hot July afternoon some years back. Our old used lawn mower finally kicked the bucket so I promised the Mrs. I would get her a new one. Actually being a conservative (tight wad) I got her a used one; however it was new to her because she hadn’t used it yet.  Everyone knows that when a previous owner gets rid of something used there is a reason for it of course.  This one had a wiring problem.  Well, I was too busy to fix it, the grass was getting taller and the wife was complaining the lawn looked like a hay field.  So the pressure was on to let the hired man fix it.  Well I just assumed that everybody knew that when you work on electrical wiring that you disconnected the power source first.  NOT Sparky!  Alias Bright Eyes, smoky hair Sparky likes to learn by hands on.  No big deal though.  It wasn’t nothing five hours in the local lawn mower repair shop couldn’t fix.

Everybody has an action figure hero; Superman, the Lone Ranger, or Wonder woman.  We have Sparky.  For who else could we get to keep inventory of the moths that visit our porch light.  I don’t have time; I’m too busy trying to tag calves.

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Sparky vs. a cow named Nuisance

Sometimes Sparky could be a good source of entertainment. One cold December day we were cleaning the steer lot. This one particular steer, we called Nuisance. For some reason Nuisance always wanted to play games with us. He trained us to expect it. He was a problem child since the day he came to the farm. Every time we went through the gate with the tractor, he would make his break for the gate. He wouldn’t run very far, only about 40 feet then he would just stand there and make us put him back in while trying to keep the rest of the cattle from coming out. This particular day was no different. We were ready to drive out of the lot, so we checked to see where Nuisance was. With all the other steers in the lot, we really weren’t sure where he was so we made a run for it. Before Sparky could get the gates shut Nuisance beat him to the draw. The day before it had snowed and the wind had blown drifts around the corners of the buildings. Nuisance stopped and stood at his usual spot. The other steers in the lot were eying the open gate. Nuisance was eying Sparky. Sparky was trying to calculate whether he could run around Nuisance and chase him back through the gate before the other steers decided to make their move. I was ready to jump off the tractor and help if needed however I could tell Sparky was actually thinking this situation out. To get around Nuisance, Sparky had to run around a round bale of hay and through hip deep snow in between the bale and the corn crib a few feet away. From the tractor cab it looked like a game of chess.

Sparky made his move and went running around the hay bale, hit the snow drift, lost his balance running into the bale then back across to the corn crib back through the drift and into the bale again before regaining his balance. He looked like he was stuck inside a pin ball machine. Nuisance just stood there casually watching this spectacle and then casually walked back to his pen looking totally satisfied with himself. This made my day! I was still laughing about it when I went to bed that night.

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